Or how I got around reading Twilight and was punished for it, after all. Yes, I finally finished Mocking Jay.
Okay, okay, before we go on: this is going to be riddled with spoilers for The Hunger Games and lot of bad language. If you want to stay away from either of them, this is not the post you're looking for *waves you along
For everyone else... let's jump right in.
PS.: On the plus side, heitidei found a cinema in Berlin that shows The Avengers in 2D! Yay heitidei!