Help me, Obi-Wan, you're my only hope!

Argh. Dear f-list, if any of you (apart from asugar who seems to have disappeared :( and mackenziesmomma who's been trying to solve this question with me for an eternity now) knows anything about the UCMJ and non-judicial punishments, please tell me if you've got any ideas for this:

( Eh, possible spoilers for one of my stories in the Protect and Survive 'verse ahead... )