Okay, I added the prompt but I had another look at it and... can I please get another one? One that doesn't involve the Wizard of Oz and/or crack, if you don't mind? I'll still try to write it if you really want me to but I'd be much more comfortable (which means "I might actually manage to post it the day you'd like me to...) with something a lot less cracky (actually, something not cracky would be great...).

You two did get a lot of crack bunnies approved before that one :P