>PS.: BTW, if you (not you, mackenziesmomma because you'll sic them on me anyway) have any suggestions for cracky or at least weird stories, don't hesitate to tell me.
welllll...there is one that sometimes occurs to me, on teh edges of sleep:

Parker and H.G.Wells arguing over what to do with what they're about to liberate from a museum. (I'd cross that out, but you can do better than this)

that or what's on Wells' tombstone: "God damn you all, I told you so!"